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SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA


TAGS: ines sainz epic hot sports reporter
Rating: 3.68/5

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Mephistopholes - April 22, 2009, 6:28 am
God i'm in love with that ass


1-800-CRY-BABY - We are here to help


TAGS: hurt feelings report rnr crybaby
Rating: 2.85/5

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AngryBlackMan - November 24, 2008, 8:22 pm
LOL i printed this out and passed it around at work :)


IRONY - When a people who survived genocide use it as an excuse to commit genocide


TAGS: far left un report on gaza conflict israel palestine
Rating: 2.4/5

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freerealitycheck - November 26, 2012, 7:45 am
http://postimage.org/image/6rttmx569/
arisboch - February 4, 2012, 5:28 pm
If they cry about nothing, Israel should give them something to cry about.
rerun - May 8, 2010, 10:29 pm

this image will soon be moved to politifake.org. I think it would be best to let the converation about it die until the migration is done.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:22 pm
They're burning books too down at the Google library
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 8, 2010, 10:21 pm
Maybe the PTA is moderating tonight! lol
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
since when are statues of naked humans NSFW
rerun - May 8, 2010, 9:32 pm

mongo, dear mongo, see you in a week
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Yes, just like the Germans were just protecting the Master Race...
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
Go f yourself Kspace...the Jews are just protecting themselves from the garbage that surrounds thems...you pussy.
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:01 pm
@ rerun is it possible to move this one to politifakes? I had created this one before that site was established...
rerun - May 8, 2010, 4:59 pm

lex, take it somewhere else. This is not the place for your type of comments
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 3:34 pm
Oh shit...not this again...
lexmlo - May 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
Long live Palestine down with occupation,apartheid and state terror.
Mongo - September 18, 2009, 12:51 pm
"Palestinian Democracy"....LOL, go back to your mud hut caveman, and thank the Jews for not wiping you off the face of the earth.
Kspace - September 18, 2009, 12:45 pm
Where is the shame of the zionists who build homes in occupied land and claim to want peace?
anonopoly - September 16, 2009, 3:17 pm
"Omar". How very surprising. I can't believe that after the Holocaust someone would be able to make a comparison like this. Have you no shame?
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 1:26 am
Thank you WTFO An other fun fact. Hamas is executing members of Fatah for being members of Fatah. Love that Palestinian Democracy!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:04 am
Good point KDP3.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 12:56 am
Fun facts time. Arabs killed more Palestinians then Israel.
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 12:45 am
Winnipeg is never worth it....
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:42 am
Woot!
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:39 am
an open invitation, come to winnipeg and i'll mix up a big batch!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:35 am
Are you saying that I'll pass out first? That's a challenge I'd like to put to the test one day.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:32 am
har har! I'll meet you when i'm passed out on the floor from it!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:26 am
Absolutely not, Mr C. It's aimed at the hater who created this ignorant poster. I'd never turn on a fellow moose milk drinker.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:11 am
quick question, was the genocide definition comment aimed at me?
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:09 am
Kspace, quit saying you're Canadian!!!! you're embarrasing the rest of us!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, I forgot that you don't even know what the definition of genocide is. Get a dictionary.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:07 am
I never said you weren't free to state your opinions. Just like I'm free to point out that you are a racist low-life that sides with terrorists versus a nation that just wants the right to exist. I've seen some of your other opinions-not impressed.
Kspace - September 16, 2009, 12:04 am
Whether you agree or not, I am free to speak my opinion regardless of who it offends. I am Canadian and I am free to say pretty much whatever I want, no matter who is takes umbrage. Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others-G Marx
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:28 pm
i gota say, fighting and hiding amongs civilians is aboot as low as you can go, and by no means do i expect isreal to sit around while being shot at. but the answer is not to drop bombs in the middle of a city
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:24 pm
ouch
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:23 pm
You are again a complete idiot Kspace as is anyone who agrees with this BS poster. Your racism is showing clearly now. Israel has the might to wipe out Palestine, Syria and Iran but they don't.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:22 pm
and now with many documented reports of inocent civilians being killed of a specific culture, that pretty much covers a genocide. just on a much smaller case than sat ww2, or darfur
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:19 pm
correct me if im wrong here, but isnt isreal full of jews? and didn't the jews have the whole holocaust thing forces on them?
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
pick up an AK-47 and put on a turban and go join them. Otherwise, stop complaining and making inane comments about something of which apparently you have no knowledge whatsoever.
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:50 pm
Give one example of genocide that Israel is committing, and don't even think about saying the Palestinians, because I don't see them storming the Gaza strip and killing everyone they see. If you're so butt hurt over Palestine,
ILB - September 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
True Dat!


REALITY HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM - Send Error Report ?




AWESOME -


TAGS: awesome colbert report
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:13 pm
So awesome, he's amsome.
agdaniele - January 12, 2009, 2:26 am
He is awesome, but the quote is recycled... you go into the Dane Cook bin!


WHAT A GREAT DAY -


TAGS: great day motifake report queue
Rating: 4.88/5

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LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 9:02 pm
ah.... another day in the queue..
7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:51 am
Now that's a motifaker concept.
tellitlikeitis - July 9, 2011, 10:31 pm
Funny and nicely put.
bitch - July 9, 2011, 2:17 pm
Ain't that the truth, brother...!
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:15 pm
Too true. Now get a life.


He'll read anything on the teleprompter -


TAGS: crash landing reporting
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - July 13, 2013, 7:48 am

I heard about that on our local news. I bet somebody got fired over that
ughomer - July 13, 2013, 7:41 am
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Airman, you are funny!


Epic Hero -


TAGS: hero shoe throw bush america iraq news brave icon reporter
Rating: 2.49/5

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ranger - July 25, 2009, 7:52 pm
George Bush...the guy that freed a country that let this dispshit get away with it with out being executed
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 12:59 am
Thanks, my morale is fine. I worry about the younger troops, though. I'm good with agreeing to disagree.
spitfire111 - January 1, 2009, 4:09 am
Thanks WTFO for that. I'm sorry if I let your morale down, never meant to do that. You are an understanding person after all...
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:30 pm
Regardless, thanks to all on this chain for respectful debate and attack positions versus each other.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:28 pm
...oil, because none of that crap is true. Saddam had bio and chem weapons that he used on his people and the world's intel stated the same facts we did regarding WMD. What he did with them (destroyed, buried, or sent across the border) I don't know.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:27 pm
Also, I don't believe that just because you are against the war, you're against the warriors. However, it damages the morale of all troops when the media and our incoming Commander in Chief say that we bleed and die for a lie, or revenge for Daddy, or for
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:25 pm
Glad to see peace prevailed on this chain. To be clear, I never assume that you have to be in the shit to know shit. We just get a different perspective on the situation cause we don't view it through the tinted goggles of the media.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:36 pm
Thanks man. I have make a new one cal Spiderpig. Hope you like it. My favourite huh, that is a tough one. Maybe any of "The Joker " and "Pimp Joke"..
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:34 pm
Agreed man. Now make with the funny posters, cuz they ain't gonna make themselves. Bye. P.S.: what's one of your favorites on this site? Two of my favourites are RETARDS (the two owls one, and OH Hi (the beetle on the stem of something or other).
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:37 am
corection: I respect that. The issues has it's good and bad side. (forgot the dot after y point, don't want any misunderstanding)
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:34 am
Ok sean, you got your point, I got my point. I respect that The issues has it's good and bad side. Let's all end this right now , deal?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:23 am
And the the shoe tossing cunt shown here is not a hero ... just another criminal committing an assault with a weapon, or two.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
Sorry ... moving on. Bye.
sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
--America has to offer.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
I don't doubt a word of that. The warrior is not the war. Fuck anyone who can't keep that straight in their heads. Too dumb to go on breathing, if you ask me. But some who take issue with "the war" sincerely believe it to be a misuse of the best Ameri
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:15 am
so sean it does happen. lets move away from from this topic. its not something any of us should be dwelling on.
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:13 am
when i was stationed at NTC "FT. Irwin CA" I was on a funeral detail for a SSG who was killed in 2005. upon honors the spouse of the SSG expressed her anger towards our group in pretty awfull way
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:06 am
one individual decided to show his disgust with the war by taking it out on a soldier. and thats one of many encounters i have personaly been whitness to. also....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:04 am
sean: i have seen it first hand. im lucky ive never been spit on like my buddy who i was stationed in korea with was. he got back in late 2004 from the shit hole im currently in right now.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:54 am
--the war.) Can't be long now before we see that one, eh?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:53 am
Hey WTFO, how long before you play the Equivocation Card? You know, where you get all huffy and claim that those who criticize "the war" are really shitting on the good folks who got sent there to fight it? (Thereby confusing/conflating the warrior with
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:45 pm
* like the legacy of Bill Clinton in North Korea and the obvious constant turbulence in The Africa's countries?
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:43 pm
WTFO, I'm don't blame you from being on the battlefield ground. It's your job and duty to your country. What I'm trying to say is why Mr bush specifically want to "help" the middle east country and "democratize" them while there are other unsolved issue
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:26 pm
--be in the Shit to call someone on their Bullshit.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
--Saddam was involved in 911? I mean you just wrote the words "... attack us in the U.S. again ..." while blogging about the war in Iraq. You may need to cling to such spurious justifications to get through the night, but on this site, you don't have to
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
-- zilch. So I guess they don't know shit about shit either, eh? And what does being on the ground tell you about the big picture? Geopolitics, 'n shit? Don't most of you G.I.'s still believe, contrary to what Bush himself has said publically, that Sa
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
How subtlely you play the Combat Card: "Unless you've been to The Shit, you don't know Shit about Shit ... so shut yer cake-hole, Shitface." But Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice combined, all have exactly the same amount of combat experience as I do -- zi
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:40 pm
...and risking our lives but we know its better than waiting for them to attack us in the U.S. again.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:39 pm
...President shows your true ignorance of the topic. Look at the people on this website defending the war. Most of them are military. We are the ones risking our asses for this war and we know why we are there. We don't like being away from our families a
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:37 pm
Come to think of it, Kspace the terrorists have killed the innocent Iraqis not Bush, the majority of Iraq is now liberated from a psychotic dictator and have held free elections. Finally, your assertion that this war was for oil or the elder Bush Presiden
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:34 pm
Spitfire, North Korea is dangerous in part because Bill Clinton gave them nuclear power and trusted Kim Jong Il that he wouldn't make weapons. Why don't you check your facts instead of trying to blame Bush for everything.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:32 pm
Wow, I make a couple statements of fact and look what happens. Kspace was handled well by LogicDude. Bob, your position is Saddam was good because Iraqis knew who was going to kill them? Really dumb position.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
... that raises a question: just how many testicles does that shoe-chucker have? (hey, you brought it up ...)
Anonymous - December 30, 2008, 4:54 pm
Just remember, if this guy had tried this when Sadaam was hosting some visiting politician, he'd be dead before the second shoe hit the floor and his testicles would be door knockers on one of Sadaam's many palaces.
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 10:34 am
wow, from Muntadatar Al Zaidi in Iraq to Nazi Germany, how far can this go...
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*not the US flag.
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*I think most Germans have been much happier since he was killed too. And a LOT of the shit happening in Iraq is revenge killing or collateral damage from poorly-aimed shots at the US troops. Using your argument we would still be flying the Union Jack and
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:54 am
The vast majority of the Iraqi people now have peaceful lives. It's mostly in the big cities where the bombs are going off that they have issues still. Hitler kept the peace in Nazi Germany too...if you bitched there you got shipped of to a camp to die. I
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Logicdude, under Saddam's regime, the Iraqi people may have been getting tortured and killed, but at least they knew who it was coming from and when. Now it could come from anywhere, any time. Saddam may have been a dick but he kept the peace. And Fuck Is
agdaniele - December 29, 2008, 9:56 pm
"My Troops Went To Iraq, And All I Got Was This Lousy Shoe"
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:30 pm
WTFO, we all know that saddam is suck but at least he didn't let his nation fall to piece like right know. North Korea is worst than Iraq but I don't see Mr. Bush order a massive invasion plan to stop Kim Jong Il. Try to be more open minded WTFO..
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 4:06 pm
Read up on the oppression that Saddam and his sons held the Iraqi people under. They killed and tortured way more of their OWN people in a year or so than we could in 10.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:41 pm
Bush had a better plan for getting out of Vietnam. All he did in Iraq was try and impress his daddy and make money for his Oil Tycoon corporate friends.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:39 pm
What good has the Bushtapo done in Iraq, exactly? Creating a civil war? Turning it into a terrorist recruiting ground? Killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians? Destroying lives and livelihoods for an entire nation? Bush had a better plan
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:18 pm
You will always have a vocal minority to trash the good you've done for the majority. I think the Iraqis are handling this guy very well...very well indeed!
.... - December 29, 2008, 4:23 am
i say "came here" cause i still aint left. soon though. very soon.
Matters_Not - December 29, 2008, 4:21 am
im not sure why you people insist on glorifying this dumbass. but then again you people also belive we came here for oil and to rape and pillage and so on and so forth. "evil bush" bad man!...bad man! " i know....i'll throw my shoe at him to show my rage
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:13 am
--CIA give him a little help with that fabuous 'stach?
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:12 am
Hey I get "realpolitiks" (can you even pluralize that?), but c'mon ... how did he turn on you? And what did he have to be grateful for in the first place? Did you guys actually support his murderous regime in some fashion? Or was it the grooming tips?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 2:05 am
Sean, I assume you are referring to the 80s. Unfortunately, the US had to support Saddam when he was at war with Iran. Saddam was at that time the lesser of two evils. Happens all the time, we help someone out and they turn on us. There's gratitude for ya
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:55 am
Well put, as usual WTFO. I mean HONESTLY, whatever did Donald Rumsfeld see in that brute anyway?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:45 am
...remove that dictator when the United Nations didn't have the testicular fortitude to enforce their own mandates against Iraq.
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am
You are an ignorant piece of trash. Saddam and his psycho sons tortured and brutally murdered hundreds of thousands of his own people, supported terrorists bombing Israel, and attacked his neighbors. An "Epic Hero" is a President with the courage to remov


COMPUTERS - When you thought life couldnt get anyworse, your computer gets a bug.




BUT NOTHING... -


TAGS: mall assignment sampled from the hof paul blart observe report
Rating: 4.07/5

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Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 7:34 pm
I tried to develop the "poster tower" fad last month, Cubby, but nobody hopped on board.
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 6:09 pm
Excellent
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 5:04 pm
Thanks, Fatt Matt. I figured the originality of the structure and the overall humor would make up for sampling the "Honey Please" poster, but that didn't keep the trolls from doing their business.
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
This is FANTASTIC!!!!


PERFORMANCE -


TAGS: stages photo annual report
Rating: 4.47/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 13, 2011, 6:25 am
Most excellent!


BATTING PRACTICE -


TAGS: espn reporter cant even help
Rating: 4.31/5

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rerun - September 21, 2010, 6:22 pm

I like this better than Inez


THE RUNWAY TODAY - has an 8 inch base with powder to packed powder conditiions


TAGS: ski report
Rating: 4.31/5

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pzykosiz - August 25, 2010, 7:53 pm
you fly anything like this airman?
Derek - August 25, 2010, 6:49 pm
If this is the Antarctic - could be an 8,000ft base


Fishburne vs Jackson -




THE NOODLE INCIDENT - The real reason agdaniele and Logicdude aren't allowed in the same room anymore


TAGS: newspaper reports of the day were horrifying
Rating: 3.67/5

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MrBlack - March 11, 2010, 7:32 pm
Revenge of the Babysat! I remember that one!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2009, 9:16 am
Taking bids on the film now. Opening at $10,000. (that's dollars not Pesos Aggy)
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:32 pm
Fanboy reference? Blasphemy!
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 5:26 pm
I can still hear the fire trucks...
LogicDude - October 5, 2009, 5:23 pm
YEAH! *snicker*
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:15 pm
NO ONE CAN PROVE WE DID THAT!!!
Silcas - October 5, 2009, 4:17 pm
Awesome fanboy reference!


I DON'T KNOW, JEFF -




NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!


THIS BOOK JUST KILLED ME - Well...It had a few laughs, and some nice pictures,


TAGS: 9 11 commision report paul wolfowitz
Rating: 2.07/5

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Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:41 am
wELL DONE, bOB cHIN. fUNNY.


Bias -


TAGS: bias liberals democrats reporters opinions
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - December 12, 2016, 11:11 am
Thanks very much, Mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - December 12, 2016, 6:36 am
I'm just one of the crowd, but I agree. This poster has a contemporary pop culture theme as well as a political theme. My vote goes with the mod that approved it.
Pushkin - December 12, 2016, 3:26 am
Well, I put it here for the comedy aspect. And I also put it in Politifake for its political relevance.
Reality Lord - December 11, 2016, 2:40 pm

then why submit it here? as i said, i was not the approving mod on this, but i don't much watch tv. i would have let it pass as well.
Pushkin - December 11, 2016, 11:43 am
Since they are heavily Liberal I figured it is also a political poster.
Reality Lord - December 11, 2016, 5:52 am

not the approving mod...just asking...very sincerely...how is this political.
EmilioDumphque - December 10, 2016, 4:11 pm
Shouldn't this be on Politifake?


Gersh Kuntzman -


TAGS: gersh ar 15 birth reporter kuntzman
Rating: 5/5

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Zeul - June 23, 2016, 9:44 pm
Must have small pee hole ... small D .... Just Saying ...


Hello, Police? -




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